just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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