I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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