I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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