Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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