i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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