You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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its like you know when i get waxed
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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