The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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