He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
It's shark week go big or go home
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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