ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
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I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm just crazy horny about you
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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