I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Is that strawberry winking at me??
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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