He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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