Is it normal to miss your booty call?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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