So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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