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...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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