Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
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I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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