he shaved USA in his pubs
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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