I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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