Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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