Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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