I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
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I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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