i think my mom watched the whole time
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
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you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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