dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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