But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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