Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
