I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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