Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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