And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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