This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
It's not a walk of shame if you run
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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