I CAN MOONWALK!
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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