This girl is more easily done than said...
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
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Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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