the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
someone owes me an orgasm
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
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