I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
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Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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