we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Randomize
