i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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