if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
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I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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