There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
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I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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