Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
