So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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