there were more penises there than on chat roulette
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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