just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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