Already got asked if we're dating
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
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If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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