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(513): View more from Ohio

Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?

(1-513): View more from Ohio

Every day of my life.

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(310): View more from California

You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job

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(509): View more from Washington

With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again

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(503): View more from Oregon

I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation

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(289): View more from Ontario

This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.

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(801): View more from Utah

An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me

(604): View more from British Columbia

Bring breadsticks

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(386): View more from Florida

I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me

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