But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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