I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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