Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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