i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
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Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I believe in your delicious
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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