We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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