if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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