The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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