Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
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I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
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