I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
My liver just broke up with me...
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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