no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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