Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
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I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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