I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
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i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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