have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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