What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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