I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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